Shred of the Week: Presents

In this special holiday episode, watch as Santa makes a sleigh stop  at SSI to deliver a bag of presents, only to discover his deliveries "repurposed" by a mysterious and mean, malevolent and green monster.  Shout out to Hunter Hardesty & Corey Evans!

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The Poem:

It was on a night, so cold, so dark, so chill.

That a man came to SSI with a bag of goodwill.

To each cubicle he went with a present in hand,

But little did he know there was something he hadn’t planned.

For something in the dark had been creeping behind,

And suddenly without warning his light he shined

Santa stood up, “I knew it was you, you finch! You want to fight? Mr Gr.."

“Shhh, we don’t have the copyright.”

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So the furry man took the bag of presents and away he sneaked,

For he knew this is where they filmed the Shred of the Week.

He went to the warehouse, and found a shredder.

A ladder he found, he was just so clever!

He emptied the bag till every present was gone,

And he went to button and pressed it on.

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But to his dismay all he found was coal and paper.

It seemed like Santa knew all along his caper.

“Where are the presents?” the evil man did say.

And Santa replied, “They’re already on there way.

"For two people were already making the rounds,

Going from town to town.

It was everything that green man had dreaded.

That the shredders knew not everything needed to be shredded.

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An All-New Season of SSI's Shred of the Week is Coming January 6th: You'll just have to subscribe and see!